I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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