Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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