I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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