My hair reeks of homosexuality.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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