i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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