I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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