What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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