p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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