Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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