dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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