yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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