i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
do nipples grow back?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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