I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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