I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
