i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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