im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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