butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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