It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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