Kiss
Puke
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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