can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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