he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just want to make out with him forever
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