Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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