Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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