i think my mom watched the whole time
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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