My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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