There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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it glows. i had to have it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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