IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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