Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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