i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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