I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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