Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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