No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
