bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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