What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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