I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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