Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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