So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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