I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
They should really pass out barf bags in church
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i believe in u and ur pee
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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