It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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