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I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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