she kept yelling 'call me bella'
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.