i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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