im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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