oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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