we have officially lost it.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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