remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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