I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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