Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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