I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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