DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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