yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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