It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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