Just cropdusted the office
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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