ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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