Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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